In the 4th century B.C., Aristotle wrote: “The life of children, as much as that of intemperate men, is wholly governed by their desires.” This statement is certainly true of my strong-willed two-year-old, Claire. Her first word to me when I see her in the morning is “Milk!” Her next command is invariably “a food!” Her next is always “Daaa!”, which means “Play Dora the Explorer for me immediately!” Her last word before she goes to sleep, after “Night night, God” is “Milk!” She demands her “reward” M&M’s without first having tinkled (which just isn’t fair), and she wants to take her nap with her dog, sheep, bunny rabbit and penguin!
My mother came to stay with Claire last month, while my husband and I went on vacation. I tried to explain that Claire is both obedient and difficult to handle. At first, my mother did not understand what I meant. After I returned, however, my mother said, “Now, I get it! It’s not that she disobeys, exactly. When Claire does something wrong, and you tell her to stop, she stops. The problem is, she is so smart and creative she continues to find new wrong things to do. She knows she’ll get at least one warning before a consequence. Having figured out this pattern, she takes full advantage of it.”
My mother was right. Claire will pull the dog’s ear and be told to stop. She’ll stop, but she’ll splash in the dog’s water instead, getting herself soaking wet. She’ll be told to stop this, and will, but next will throw her Cheerios all over the living room rug. You get the picture. Claire reminds me of a scene in Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery, in which Anne says, “… [H]ave you ever noticed one encouraging thing about me, Marilla? I never make the same mistake twice.” I identify with Marilla, when she says, “I don’t know as that’s much benefit when you’re always making new ones.” In fact, I thought of that scene today, when I found a fork covered in dried cheese and tomato sauce, sitting on top of my clean silverware in the drawer. I’m sure Claire’s fingerprints were on that fork.
I am comforted by the words of Henry Ward Beecher from Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit (1887): “That energy which makes a child hard to manage is the energy which afterward makes him a manager of life.” I hope this is true. I hope Claire will retain a will strong enough to help her persevere in this difficult world, cleverly find her way around obstacles, and not always take “no” for an answer. She certainly doesn’t now!
As I try to think up new ways to effectively discipline my little rebel’s innovative, ever-changing, negative behaviors, I often feel like an exasperated scientist having to constantly reinvent new anti-viral medications each time a virus mutates. Nevertheless, the joy she brings to my husband and me continues to outweigh the challenges. In 1809, Mary Lamb wrote Poetry for Children, in which she penned the following lines: “Thou straggler into loving arms, / Young climber up of knees, / When I forget thy thousand ways, / Then life and all shall cease.”